DRY CAMPUS RECORDS
We’d like to start by (somewhat) discrediting everything we say. Terrible start? Probably. But we’d prefer the reader know what they’re about to get into, because when we happen to be the reader, and the writer is just some fella with no real musical training or experience, nor any journalistic tenure of any sort whatsoever, we appreciate the forewarning so we can go to the cabinet, get out the big fat bag of salt, and ready our forefingers and thumbs. Basically, we’re Rick Rubins—no skills, just vibes. Also we think we have good taste—for us. Anyway, how’s the salt?
Oh, we’re also a fake record label. Mostly just for the music we make. Actually only the music we make. And with the music we make, we make no money. So, in a way, we’re an actual, real record label.